When all else fails...

Ever seen a tree with square roots?

If I ever discovered a large, naturally-occurring stream of water before anyone else did, I'd name it the Krai-Mia River.

Don't thank me.

Random thoughts are like pliers; best served warm.

I'm hungry, and the last thing I need right now is yes.

Lollipops.

Oddly enough, the word "gullible" is not in any standard dictionary. Don't believe me? Try looking it up.

The word "aint", however, is.